401M

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401M
@The401k BUY

401k 401M

RETIREMENT 4 MEMES

its the 401k but with an M. M is bigger than k. we counted. this is the retirement plan for ppl who were never gonna retire anyway.

goal: #1 on pump.fun. plan: none. strategy: number go up.

BUY ON PUMP.FUN explain it like im 5
CA coming soon… (dont buy fakes)

THE 401M INDEX

OUR OWN MEME ETF (kinda)

every time someone trades $401M, pump.fun pays us a small creator fee. we dont keep it. we use it to buy a bag of the best memes and airdrop it to holders. its an ETF but made by ppl who failed math.

  1. 1

    u trade $401M

    every buy and sell on pump.fun pays a small creator fee in SOL

  2. 2

    fees get split

    most of it goes to the basket. the rest buys back $401M and pays the bills

  3. 3

    memes get airdropped

    the fund buys the memes, then sends them to holders every Friday

where every fee goes

the basket

not live yet. numbers start at 0 and update after every buy

how u get paid (in memes)

  • snapshot we check who holds $401M every Friday
  • minimum hold at least 100,000 $401M to get a drop
  • fair split the more u hold, the bigger ur cut of the basket. same % as ur share of holders
  • no cheating the pool, the bonding curve and team wallets dont get drops
  • public wallet every buy and airdrop is on-chain. check it urself: wallet goes live at launch

the basket and split can change if holders vote on it or a coin rugs. small fees mean small airdrops. nothing here is guaranteed. thats math (the one thing we know)

401k vs 401M

a very serious financial comparison done by a guy who failed math

Thing
401k (boomer)
401M (based)
letter at the end k (small) M (BIG. we measured)
managed by a guy named Greg Meme Man (has a suit too)
employer match 3% ur friend replies “lol”
when u can withdraw age 59½ (who is half) whenever u get scared (4 min)
fees 1% a year forever 0% tax. zero. none.
what u get a statement in the mail meme airdrops from the fees (if there are fees)
zeros in the name 401,000 401,000,000
approved by the government ur cousin
Doge wearing sunglasses

a word from our financial advisor

much retire very 401 such M wow no boomer so zero fees

smooth brain
retirement calculator™

we did the math so u dont have to. we also didnt do it right

boomer math uses 7% a year until 65. 401M math uses vibes and cannot be calculated.

BOOMER 401k AT 65

$0

in 40 years. u will be old. congrats

401M

???

press the button. it will not help

reviews (real)

★★★★★ 5/5 average. we rated it ourselves

number go up.
Meme Man CFO (chief feelings officer)
i sold at the bottom. why did i sell at the bottom. please
anon 4 min ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
local man after checking the chart
i asked my financial advisor about 401M and he blocked me
frog verified buyer
wow
doge financial advisor
sir this is a wendys
wendys employee not a holder

how 2 buy

for dummies (u)

  1. 1
    get phantom wallet

    its a ghost app. dont worry about it

  2. 2
    put SOL in it

    SOL is like money but purple

  3. 3
    go to pump.fun and paste the CA

    ONLY the CA from this site. not the guy in ur DMs. that guy is a scammer. every time

  4. 4
    press buy

    the big button. u can do this

  5. 5
    hold until retirement

    u will check it every 4 minutes. thats normal

OK I GET IT, TAKE ME THERE

dumb questions

answered by dumber people

is this financial advice

no. i cant even do my own taxes. nothing here is advice of any kind

is this an actual retirement account

no lol. its a memecoin wearing a tie. not a 401k, not an IRA, nothing to do with the IRS or ur job

why is it called 401M

k is a small letter. M is a big letter. thats the whole idea. we had a meeting about it

whats the roadmap

1. number go up. 2. #1 on pump.fun. 3. we did not plan this far

whats the utility

its funny. also the 401M Index: creator fees buy a bag of memes and we airdrop it to holders

is the 401M Index a real ETF

no. its a public wallet that buys memes. its not registered or regulated and nothing about it is guaranteed. the name is a joke. the wallet is real

how big are the airdrops

depends on how much ppl trade. more volume = more fees = bigger bag. no volume = no bag. we post every buy and drop on X

someone DMed me the CA

thats a scammer. we will never DM u first. only use the CA on this site and our real X (@The401k)